World of Wrestling 43
(Jessica Valero Vs. Elissa Kwan Vs. Mika Mika Vs. Kytt – Elimination 4-way)

The fireworks went off in Indianapolis,
Three women were in the ring.
The announcers had just welcomed the world-wide audience,
And Supergirl’s Song began to sing.

Jessica entered to a thunderous ovation,
As The Season finale began,
She savored the moment, greeting at ringside,
Those rabid Supergirl fans.

But then she popped into the ring,
And in a flash the match started up.
All four girls throwing forearms,
As if fighting for the Stanley Cup.

Soon, Mika Mika was double-teamed,
And Kytt was tossed to the floor.
Mika Mika made her home in Japan,
And Kytt was from Sweden, up North.
Elissa was from Pittsburgh,
And was a wrestling machine.
Jessica and her had been friends before,
And their teamwork was pristine.

The announcers followed the action,
And proceeded to set the stage,
For the world-wide viewing audience,

Jerry Lane Jr.: “And we begin tonight fast paced!
Kytt has been tossed to the floor, She’s the one with blonde hair and blue gear.
Mika Mika is being hammered!”

Lenny The Gewch: “She’s the one with the nice rear!”

Jerry Lane Jr.: “Come on! Be professional, Lenny!
These women are amazing athletes!
Why Jessica’s a six time champion!”

Lenny: “Come on man, She’s obsolete!
Have you seen what Mika Mika can do?”

Jerry Lane Jr.: “She’s an excellent high-flyer for sure!
But she’s getting that nice rear handed to her,
So much for flying and allure!”

Jessica and Elissa continued their assault,
Upon the girl from Japan,
Meanwhile, Kytt pulled herself up by the apron,
And began devising a plan.

Lenny: “Look at Kytt being smart!
She can’t be eliminated out there!”

Jerry Lane Jr.: “Meanwhile Mika Mika is getting desperate.
She’s pulling Elissa’s hair!”

That was an major understatement
On the part the announcer team.
For Mika Mika had tied Elissa’s ponytail, To the tag-rope’s string!

The referee began admonishing Mika Mika,
Threatening her with a DQ.
Then she turned around and met-
A Superkick out of the blue!

Jerry Lane Jr.: “Superkick by Jessica Valero!
And she goes for the cover!”

1!
2!
3!!!
Chanted the crowd-
And Mika Mika’s night was over.

But Jessica had no time to celebrate.
For Kytt made her presence known.
She’d snuck back in and rolled Jessica up
Jessica’s hopes had flown.

1!
2!
3!!! Chanted the crowd,
As Kytt had stolen the fall.
Jessica sat there astonished and dumbfounded.
She was positive she would stand tall.

The announcers quickly passed over the fact
That she had lost the match.
It was down to Kytt and Elissa.
Her time had now passed.

She exited the ring promptly,
And slowly walked to the back,
Dazed and confused were her expressions
With a little hint of sad.

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