CTW9 – To Catch A Werewolf
Craic In The World 9
(To Catch A Werewolf)
Patty grabbed a cricket bat,
From off the wall at the pub.
Jayshawn grabbed himself one too,
To use as a sort of club.
The werewolf man was almost upon her,
Zoe trembled and backed away.
Now there was no time to wait for Cumina.
They had to fight this day.
Jayshawn said a little prayer,
Then they dashed out at the beast.
Patty swung at the beastβs knees,
And took him off his feet.
Zoe screamed and turned and ran.
The beast caught Jayshawnβs bat.
He splintered it within his grip,
And roared on top of that.
Jayshawn and Patty took a step or two back,
But Patty barked in his face.
Patty: βBack down, Ted! I know youβre in there!
Get back to the safe place!β
Tedβs roar turned to a guttural growl,
And Patty pushed forward toward him.
Patty: βTed, I am NOT letting you do this.
Do you hear me?! Are you within?!β
Ted backed up into a corner,
His werewolf form unsure.
Patty reached out to touch him,
But he swatted at her more.
Then from atop a nearby wall,
In the alley they had led him to,
They heard a song in Gaelic sung
By a voice that was solemn and blue.
Jayshawn looked up and saw Zoe,
Or Ziona as she said her name was.
She was singing to the beast below.
And he whined and raked his claws,
Against the brick of the wall that separated
Him from his pale white prey,
But Ted Hallet in werewolf form,
Would not get her this day.
An arrow from Cuminaβs bow,
Flew down the alley and hit,
Tedβs backside, and penetrated deep,
And the beast began to quit.
Ted turned back into a man,
Naked in that alleyway.
Patty pulled the arrow right out.
Jayshawn: βAre you sure that thatβs the way-β
Patty: βHe still has healing powers going,
Up to an hour after heβs changed.
If I left that arrow in his rear,
His seat heβd need to rearrange.β
Jayshawn: βThat still doesnβt really explain,
How he fell asleep like that.β
Cumina came down the alleyway,
Swaggering like a cat.
Patty: βYou sure waited long enough.β
Cumina: βI had to find my bow!
Itβs very seldom I get to use it now,
Come on, pick him up and letβs go!β
Jayshawn: βI donβt like this guys,
What if his sleepyness is a trick?β
Cumina: βIt isnβt, numbskull, I did it.
The secretβs in my spit.β
Jayshawn: βSay what!?β Jayshawn exclaimed in shock,
βAre you telling me youβve got venom!?β
Cumina: βIt wonβt kill you, but itβll make you sleep,β
Patty: βWe need to get him some denim.β
Jayshawn turned and looked up the wall,
Zoe was still standing there.
She smiled and quietly stared at them all,
Her gratitude expressed with a glare.
Jayshawn: βWhy donβt you come and join us, Zo?
Maybe itβs time you had some fun.β
Patty: βAye, Iβll treat you all to a pint.β
Zoe: βA pint? Let me show you how itβs done.β
They all laughed and Zoe climbed down the wall,
And they all went to get Tedβs clothes,
And soon enough, they ended up at The Handsome Hog,
To celebrate and drown their woes.
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