Craic In The World 4
Cop: “And you’re sure he just busted in by himself?
No one else was involved?”
Jayshawn: “I told you seven times officer,
I don’t care if it can’t be solved.
No one else was here,
When he shot my lock.
I fought him, and I won.
Is that such a big shock?”
The cop frowned and moved along.
Not daring to ask anymore,
Of the grandson of that crazy old woman,
Who lived at address 204.
The cops left, and Jay, was finally alone,
With himself and with his thoughts.
And so he turned to Google,
For the answers he sought.
He found a lot of crazy speculation
On the albino girl-
With two different colored eyes-
That had just rocked his world.
But only one result was local,
And it came from a blog,
From a local bookstore,
That was only a 15 minute jog.
Jayshawn shut his computer down,
And left his home without a lock.
And he set out for Deoch Eolais.
Just around the block.
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