The Idiot’s Guide To Illegal Tech Repair 24
(Head Keeping)

Pandora took James’ advice,
And tried to keep her head.
Even though inside she was panicking,
She called up Dex instead.

Pandora: “Dex! Come in!
Are you there?
”

But all she could hear
Was the the ship’s slowly leaking air.

James: “Try Amanda.
She’ll know what’s going on.”
But a few moments later,
It was the same old song.
Pandora hung up,
And looked at James.

James: “What is this, Pandora?
Some sick game?
Why is everyone gettin’ sand in their eyes?”

Wendall: “Mystery Marshmallow
in Marshwiggle 5.”

Pandora: “Not only that,
But Wendall is broken too.
Why are we the only ones awake?
James, what do we do?”

James: “We’re on our own for now.
We need to keep our heads.
Just stick with me and everything-
Will be okay. Nobody will be dead.”

Pandora: “Gulp.”

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