The Idiot’s Guide To Illegal Tech Repair 27
(Is Pandora A Zombie?)

Just as the trigger was about to be squeezed,
On Mason’s custom hand gun,
Pandora sat up straight like a zombie,
And both men began to run.
Pandora jumped in Mason’s way
And began to punch and kick,
James looked at the bullet wound in her chest,
And couldn’t imagine her being up that quick.
Pandora disarmed Mason easily,
But Mason pulled another gun out.
Pandora broke his wrist with her hands,
And he screamed with quite the shout!

Mason: ” James! Help me! I-“

But James turned to run,
Back to his room, to get his own gun!

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