Category: Episode 1 – Everything Goes Right


The Idiot’s Guide To Illegal Tech Repair 10 (Lockdown) Dex: “You can’t be serious, You use that thing For more than just a paperweight?” Pandora: “I’m telling you Dex, with the Adams Codex, The system is really great!” Dex: “What in the world are you smoking girl? Jefferson’s a piece of junk!” And as they […]

Storm’s A’Comin’

The Idiot’s Guide To Illegal Tech Repair 9 (Storm’s A’Comin’) And so the band of techs arrived, At Coolidge’s space station home. The completely cloaked assortment of parts, Would have looked like a ring around a dome. If seen without it’s cloaking on, A sight it would be to behold! But coordinates sent to The […]

A Call From Coolidge

The Idiot’s Guide To Illegal Tech Repair 8 (A Call from Coolidge) Amanda came onto the Bridge, And sat before the video screen. Amanda: “Put Coolidge through, Wendall.” She said to the ship, 
And then Coolidge was on the screen. The balding young man looked somewhere between, The ages of 25 and 40. With a […]


Idiot’s Guide To Illegal Tech Repair 7 (Prisoner) The Gryvian troop was brought aboard, And handcuffed to a chair. There wasn’t a shred of mercy, In his evil stare. But Amanda seemed unfazed by this, And instead began to pace, Back and forth in front of him, With swagger, and with grace. Amanda: “Well well […]

Red Rover

The Idiot’s Guide To Illegal Tech Repair 6 (Red Rover) The Shields went up And so did James, To the ship’s single gunner port. Blayze went to the bridge and Pandora stayed with Dex Their situation they needed to sort. Amanda watched with Blayze on the bridge, As they noted the tiny craft approaching. Amanda: […]

The Grand Tour

The Idiot’s Guide To Illegal Tech Repair 5 (The Grand Tour) Amanda: “Get up you bunch of slothy bums!” Amanda yelled without a qualm, “It’s time to get to to work, you two!” She yelled over the ship’s intercom. Blayze and Pandora arose groggily, And stepped onto the cold metal floor. Blayze chuckled inside himself, […]


The Idiot’s Guide To Illegal Tech Repair 4 (Orientation) As Pandora slept, a visual menu appeared. Every time she slept, this menu interfered. Oh how she’d love to get some real sleep! But tonight she felt the need to do a sweep. She went through her systems and found some video 
Embedded in her firmware […]

Pandora’s Box

The Idiot’s Guide To Illegal Tech Repair 3 (Pandora’s Box) Once away from the Diner’s port, Everything in the ship fell out of sorts. People yelling and pointing the finger of blame Blayze: “What is your problem, and what is this, a game?!” Amanda: “It’s not my fault the rangers recognized me!” Young Man from […]

Idiot Dope

The Idiot’s Guide To Illegal Tech Repair 2 (Idiot Dope) Later on down in Bay E, Pandora and Blayze were where they should be. Waiting around for Amanda and crew To tell them both what next to do. The hangar, with people of all kinds, bustled. Chitrans, Achluns, and Terrans all hustled But soon Galactic […]

Diners In Space

The Idiot’s Guide To Illegal Tech Repair 1 (Diners In Space) There were few diners in that corner of space. But Blayze Hallack knew just the place. It had been a long trip through the darkness there. But he and Pandora were both prepared. Pandora you ask? Why she was his friend! And they would […]