ITR1 – Diners In Space
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ITR1 – Diners In Space

The Idiotโ€™s Guide To Illegal Tech Repair 1 (Diners In Space) There were few diners in that corner of space. But Blayze Hallack knew just the place. It had been a long trip through the darkness there. But he and Pandora were both prepared. Pandora you ask? Why she was his friend! And they would…

ITR2 – Idiot Dope
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ITR2 – Idiot Dope

The Idiotโ€™s Guide To Illegal Tech Repair 2 (Idiot Dope) Later on down in Bay E, Pandora and Blayze were where they should be. Waiting around for Amanda and crew To tell them both what next to do. The hangar, with people of all kinds, bustled. Chitrans, Achluns, and Terrans all hustled But soon Galactic…

ITR3 – Pandora’s Box
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ITR3 – Pandora’s Box

The Idiotโ€™s Guide To Illegal Tech Repair 3 (Pandoraโ€™s Box) Once away from the Dinerโ€™s port, Everything in the ship fell out of sorts. People yelling and pointing the finger of blame Blayze: โ€œWhat is your problem, and what is this, a game?!โ€ Amanda: โ€œItโ€™s not my fault the rangers recognized me!โ€ Young Man from…

ITR4 – Orientation
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ITR4 – Orientation

The Idiotโ€™s Guide To Illegal Tech Repair 4 (Orientation) As Pandora slept, a visual menu appeared. Every time she slept, this menu interfered. Oh how sheโ€™d love to get some real sleep! But tonight she felt the need to do a sweep. She went through her systems and found some video โ€จEmbedded in her firmware…

ITR5 – The Grand Tour
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ITR5 – The Grand Tour

The Idiotโ€™s Guide To Illegal Tech Repair 5 (The Grand Tour) Amanda: โ€œGet up you bunch of slothy bums!โ€ Amanda yelled without a qualm, โ€œItโ€™s time to get to to work, you two!โ€ She yelled over the shipโ€™s intercom. Blayze and Pandora arose groggily, And stepped onto the cold metal floor. Blayze chuckled inside himself,…

ITR6 – Red Rover
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ITR6 – Red Rover

The Idiotโ€™s Guide To Illegal Tech Repair 6 (Red Rover) The Shields went up And so did James, To the shipโ€™s single gunner port. Blayze went to the bridge and Pandora stayed with Dex Their situation they needed to sort. Amanda watched with Blayze on the bridge, As they noted the tiny craft approaching. Amanda:…

ITR7 – Prisoner
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ITR7 – Prisoner

Idiotโ€™s Guide To Illegal Tech Repair 7 (Prisoner) The Gryvian troop was brought aboard, And handcuffed to a chair. There wasnโ€™t a shred of mercy, In his evil stare. But Amanda seemed unfazed by this, And instead began to pace, Back and forth in front of him, With swagger, and with grace. Amanda: โ€œWell well…

ITR8 – A Call From Coolidge
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ITR8 – A Call From Coolidge

The Idiotโ€™s Guide To Illegal Tech Repair 8 (A Call from Coolidge) Amanda came onto the Bridge, And sat before the video screen. Amanda: โ€œPut Coolidge through, Wendall.โ€ She said to the ship, โ€จAnd then Coolidge was on the screen. The balding young man looked somewhere between, The ages of 25 and 40. With a…

ITR9 – Storm’s A’Comin’
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ITR9 – Storm’s A’Comin’

The Idiotโ€™s Guide To Illegal Tech Repair 9 (Stormโ€™s Aโ€™Cominโ€™) And so the band of techs arrived, At Coolidgeโ€™s space station home. The completely cloaked assortment of parts, Would have looked like a ring around a dome. If seen without itโ€™s cloaking on, A sight it would be to behold! But coordinates sent to The…

ITR10 – Lockdown
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ITR10 – Lockdown

The Idiotโ€™s Guide To Illegal Tech Repair 10 (Lockdown) Dex: โ€œYou canโ€™t be serious, You use that thing For more than just a paperweight?โ€ Pandora: โ€œIโ€™m telling you Dex, with the Adams Codex, The system is really great!โ€ Dex: โ€œWhat in the world are you smoking girl? Jeffersonโ€™s a piece of junk!โ€ And as they…